WHATEVER

(Music and lyrics by David Gilbert; written and first recorded December, 2001)

Whatever, Whatever

Now, I may be absurd but I Hate that word, Whatever

Stay out all night (whatever)

Shave your head on one side (whatever)

Poke a hole in your tongue (whatever)

And tell me I’m no fun (whatever)

Whatever you do, whatever games you play

Just don’t ever let me hear you say…

Whatever, Whatever, Whatever

Now, I may be absurd, but I hate that word . . .

Whatever, Whatever, Whatever

Roll your eyes (whatever)

Look at me and sigh (whatever)

Tattoo on your thigh (whatever)

You say you got a new guy (whatever)

Whatever you do, whatever games you play

Just don’t ever let me hear you say . . .

Whatever, Whatever, Whatever

Blow off your chores (whatever)

Tell your friends I’m a bore (whatever)

All day in bed (whatever)

You say you wish I was dead (whatever)

Whatever you do, whatever games you play

Just don’t ever let me hear you say . . .

Whatever, Whatever, Whatever

Now, I may be absurd, but I hate that word

I may be absurd, but I hate that word, Whatever